How do I become immortal?

Question

How do I become immortal?

Answer 1

Obey the commandments of God, that is the one and only way.

Answer 2

build a nice big shield

Answer 3

Im trying to figure that out for myself. I'll tell you when I know.

Answer 4

Become Lord Voldemort!

Do a better job of hiding your Horcruxes, though.

Answer 5

Invent a stasis machine, and travel forward through time in large chunks, stopping every now and then for a beer.

Become famous, so you name lives forever. Always a relative term, but it is working for Achilles and Alexander the Great.

Become infamous, so you will be reviled forever. Certainly easier than fame. Maybe if you pulled a hat trick of the Pope, the Dalai Lama and the remaining Beetles.

Answer 6

...make the cover of the "ROLLING STONE"...

Answer 7

put Christ first and formost in your life, believe and recieve him,repent of your sin... and obey Jesus commands,,,, to love him above all things, and to love your neighbors more than yourself.

this is the true and only to immortality.....truth

Answer 8

Try killing yourself lol !!!

Answer 9

Read, understand, and practice the wisdom and truth presented in "Dossier on the Ascension," Serapis Bey.

Also good:  "The Path to Immortality," Mark Prophet.

"Kundalini West," Ann Ree Colton.

"Testimony of Light," Helen Greaves.

"The Great Divorce," C. S. Lewis.

Answer 10

write, write, write, write,!!!!! then publish!!!!! or build something like the great wall of china, templeof artemis, or whatsoever... immortality does not only constitute the elixir of the physical world we live in but also the legacies we leave.... look at shakespeare,plato, aristotle, they already are immortal though they already are dead because the legacy they left is what we study til now... you can do it!!!!! you can be great and be known!!!!

a better choice,of course, is have many children....hehehe

Answer 11

PCP

Answer 12

just hold your breath and count to one thousand

Answer 13

This question has conferred immortality on you -- henceforth, and for all time, you will be known as the horse's patoot who asked this strange question.