How do I become possessed? Serious answers only!?

Question

I want to become possessed by the spirit of a dead football player or bodybuilder. I am tired of how I look and cannot get the dedication or motivation to lift weights. I thought he could possess my body and make help me workout.

What is the best way to get possessed?

Answer 1

i dont know how to pick and choose who you get possessed by but.....

just start dating a puerto rican girl... i have found out they are very possessive...... drum roll please

Answer 2

without being a smart ***

a sceance?

and some counseling..

Answer 3

That can not happen... once the soul leaves the body there is no sticking around to haunt or "possess" any one....

what can happen... and it is very real and dangerous... is that one of the forces of evil can enter into a mortal body and take some control... you very seriously DO NOT want that to happen... it is NEVER for good...

I was the target of an attempted possession and was only saved because it was witnessed by one of those bible thumping Christians... I was very much not a Christian at that time... the shout of the Christian drove off the demon trying to possess me... sadly it took another thirty years before I came to God and The Church(The True Christian Faith)..... but.... I can tell you... YOU DO NOT want to mess with the forces of evil... you could lose your immortal soul.

Answer 4

Even if you were to get possessed, you would not be able to choose which spirit possessed you. You might as likely get a serial killer as a bodybuilder... or possibly the soul of someone just as you are, who does nothing about the way you look. How could you guarantee that the person you wanted to take control over your body would give it back? And how could you guarantee that they weren't lying to you? How would any of that change who you are?

The only answer to this is to do the minimum amount necessary to eliminate the undesirable portions of how you look. You don't need to look like a million bucks in order to feel better. Additionally, even with the best-looking body in the world, age will rob you of muscle tone. And honestly, you don't have to go to the gym to look good: all you have to do is move. One of the best exercises I know of is easy to do, gentle on the body, and achieves real results: T'ai Chi.

It's best to simply accept whom you are, and if that person is lazy or ugly, then that's what's true. Others will judge you, and you can't stop their opinions of you. The only thing you can control is you. Only your own desire can change who and what you are.

Answer 5

Good Job Brew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

You can't get posessed by spirits that have moved on.

By trying to be posessed you will have an unwelcomed demon posses you most likely.

Answer 7

oh ho ho man, you are so stupid, no offense. dead people dont have the strength to posses another body that already has a soul. the only thing you can be possessed by is a demon, so just give up. and to bad, grow up, if you want muscles then make yourself work out, dont be such a pansy and try to find the easy way. if you cant do that, then thats not who you are, and thats okay, but dont get into bad stuff like that for material things like that.

Answer 8

allowing youself to be possessed by a dead football player might give you the drive to lift weights and work out but how about losing your personality? Your humor? Your life as you know it?  you cannot pick and choose how or when (if) you get possessed so for as much bad as you see in yourself right now, don't forget about the good that will be replaced once your body is taken over by someone else.  As far as the getting possessed part, I would recommend going to a ICU unit for kids dying of cancer and I promise you will walk out a different person happy that many things could be much much worse.

Answer 9

NUTZZZZ!

Answer 10

go to www.abovetopsecret.com

Answer 11

I don't know how to do possession spells.  That's getting into the dark realm.  I know a practitioner of dark magic though.  If you're interested, I can check into it for you.

Answer 12

no offence or anything but it sounds to me like your very lazy you'd be willing to let god knows what control your body rather than motivate yourself to lift some weights?

Answer 13

have a seance

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9ance

Answer 14

get high

Answer 15

Go learn black magic. where to find? many developing countries. But seriuosly, u dont wanna do that. Listen to what those nice people say above.