How do I become the Premier of the Soviet Union?

Question

How do I become the Premier of the Soviet Union?

Answer 1

I think a time machine would be required.

Answer 2

Ignoring for the moment that is no soviet union anymore, why would you want to be the head of a communist totaltalaian state that showed no concern for its own citizens and constantly threatened the west with nuclear war. Look whwere it got them in the end, nowhere

Answer 3

1. restore the U.S.S.R.

2. Take over the country.

3.  Hold a fake election.

4.  Run for offices of president, premier, etc. Kiss lots of babies.

5.  Humbly accept the fixed results of the election.

6.  Hold a military parade to celebrate while wearing spiffy, new military uniform with gold braid while waving quickly and saluting a lot.

7.  Condemn the United States while holding your hand out for        money from the West at the same time.

8.  Grow a unibrow.

9.   Sell Lenin on EBay.

10.   Restore the Tzar.

11.  Loot the treasury.

12.  Flee to South America and live the good life.

Answer 4

Unless a person die and be born again as a Russian he cannot aspire to leadership of mother Russia. (Endor 16:24).

Answer 5

The premier what?