How do I become the absolute high sovereign Queen of the entire planet Earth by 4:00 PM on Monday?

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Any ideas?

This is important.

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Answer 1

Keep on smoking crack.

Answer 2

I can dub thee such a title for a small price. How soon can you Western Union a cashiers check for 100 billion dollars?

Answer 3

I'll send you a fully authenticated certificate proclaiming you to be the absolute high sovereign Queen of the entire planet Earth. This costs a modest $250. I accept PayPal.

Answer 4

Well, you can legally declare Independence and name yourself Queen - your bedroom can be a Country - and then within your own Country you can call yourself anything you want including Queen of Planet Earth.

Answer 5

Well, you might be able to do it if you can invent a mind control ray by 9:00 AM on Monday.

Answer 6

Wage nuclear war to wipe out other countries and then build up an army large enough to prevent opposition...

Answer 7

Zone out--in your mind you're already there.

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Just slay two dragons and call me in the morning.

Answer 8

Better get going and have thoes business cards printed up.

Answer 9

well, I don't know, but you'd better get started.

Answer 10

his family rules a few galaxies ,is it a joke? lolz funny...u told him u r  Empress of the planet earth and his fam is commin 2 meet u..lolz hahahahaha. Do 1 thing... take a cardboard cut it in a shape of a crown.take a golden shiny paper stick it on da carboard crown and wear it assuming as if u r a queen!

hope u r better in craft girl ;)

m eager 2 know ur n ur guy's age... :p

*PEACE*

Answer 11

KILL President Bush (...and Cheney) and everything will fall into place by then.

Answer 12

There, there, dear. Have a glass of warm milk, and go have a nice little nap.

Answer 13

Come to me! I'll make u queeen of my universe. Love.......