So I bought a new Mambo shirt yesterday and the washing instructions are:
To wash, Mambo recommends soaking this garment in a cosmic bucket two thirds full of mystic crystals (Australian Industry Standard). Soak for 45 minutes then rinse in a gently flowing stream. To dry, wring first in a 'yin' direction followed by a reverse 'yang' twist. Hang between 2 maypoles and dance around garment until dry. For best results, wash only when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with Mars.
I eventually recovered from twisting my yang but I suppose my dilemma is to decide what ought I be wearing to do all the dancing. (Should this question be in the spirituality section?)
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