How do I change my last name to Kennedy?

Question

People are always talking about how cool and marvelous and famous and cool the "Kennedys" were, how do I change my last name to Kennedy? Thanks!

Answer 1

marry a Kennedy.

the court system will only allow a name change for a valid reason. being badass is not typically valid

Answer 2

Anyone can change their name legally, for any reason, except to avoid criminal prosecution or being found if wanted for crimes, or to get away from your bad credit.

Answer 3

You go to court and tell the judge you want to change your last name. The judge will say to what, in which you reply, Kennedy to which the judge says, why? and you reply, because it's marvelous and famous and cool to which the judge replies, get the fu*k out of here you moron basta*d..