How do I connect to the Internet?

Question

I have no internet connection, and there are no libraries or internet cafes from miles around!

And I don't even have a cellphone.

....or a computer for that matter.

Answer 1

are you on somebody else's computer? to have internet without a pc? maybe you just need broadband or wireless internet. they're the only ones

Answer 2

what the h**l arent u using a computer now?

Answer 3

My internet is bears so I know how you feel. I suggest carrier pigeons, if you live in a city, but sadly up here in the White Mountains, all we have are bears.

Answer 4

You can get satellite internet. It's a little expensive and the installation fee is high, but you get the internet.