How do I convince my BFF that he isn't a robot?

Question

He thinks he is a robot, and walks around making weird beeping noises. When people ask him what his name is, he says its Wall.E

Will adequate time outs convince him that he is not a freakin robot, or do I have to cut him to show him that he bleeds?

Answer 1

i say soak him in water and show him that he doesnt break down

Answer 2

How old is your boyfriend? 12?

Answer 3

Man, these people are pretty tough. I would remind him that robots don't eat, or feel love, and then proceed to give him cookies and hugs!

It's really a win-win, and that's what Gagan's about! :-)

Answer 4

cut him.

Answer 5

Get a life?

Answer 6

Tell him to get a life or see a psychiatrist

Answer 7

the kids only 3 3/4.

i think its normal for that age.

when i was little, i was a jedi.

i liked those days.

to stop it you can say.

if your wall-e than pick up my trash!

and see how long he still thinks hes a robot.

Answer 8

Cut him, or burn him

Answer 9

NO, just kick him where it hurts..  As sandra bullock did in miss congenality do sing

stomach, instep, nose, groin.... hit him in those four places.  I will gurantee you he will know by then he is not a robot..

Answer 10

Plug him into a wall socket. See if he thinks hes a robot THEN.

Answer 11

Just convince him that his names Paul Wall-E and see if he busts a rhyme!

Answer 12

Your bff sounds a little 'Wooo' in the head.

maybe tell him to see a psychiatrist.

And making him bleed, even just a little, may convince him.

Good Luck with robo-boy.

:)

Answer 13

Take a pair of pliers to his chest like in the Rugrats, and then you will both know for sure.