How do I deal with these Gorgeous Women?

Question

I work in an office full of women. 7 out of 9 are GORGEOUS and I can't take it. I am holding it all in. And there's nobody else to talk to about it. but its breaking all concentration. As soon as I quit checkin one of them out, another struts past me. Its a vicious cycle. I'm screwed any suggestions?

Answer 1

Speaking as a gorgeous woman, I can tell you that we do it on purpose. Our lives are centered around driving men crazy, especially super-hot men like you.

Seriously, that's what those magazines and movies are for. Watch one before you go to work. Maybe it will calm you down.

Answer 2

Notice how so far, it's been 10 women telling you to grow up and get your head out of the gutter? How about some real advice now.

If you have the time at work to check out chicks, go right ahead. If they are truly 'strutting past you', then this is probably what they want anyway. It might even be an inside competition between them to see which of them you will outwardly react to first. Play along with it, its fun anyway, right?

If you really don't have the time to be distracted by these women, see what you can do about moving the orientation of your desk, asking for more private space, and, as a last resort, give the women a reason not to bother you so much.  

Answer 3

Speaking as a male who isn't a gorgeous woman, nor dresses as one. I think that your duty is to your employer, and the position you hold. Not to aesthetics, no matter how gorgeous the aesthetics.

Answer 4

Either act like a grown man and concentrate on your job while you're at work, or find another job.

You are lucky to be around so many gorgeous women at work.  Yes, you can look and enjoy their beauty, but please quit checking them out.  There is a difference.

Answer 5

Growing up might be a great place to start.

Answer 6

7 women out of 9. Wow, either your definition of gorgeous is a lot lower than mine or you work at a modeling agency. In any event, either grow up or get a different job.

Answer 7

Wow in Islam this is why women wear scarfs it's less distracting to men who want to be pious. I know your proably not muslim but as they say your supposed to lower your gaze respectfully. Stop checking women out. Keep your mind busy or you'll get dirstacted. Try not looking at them unless it's their face. Seriously their people not objects.

Answer 8

Man, everybody is ripping on this poor guy. He's asking for suggestions and everybody is insulting him... guess what, ladies? You don't have to be an animal, or have bad intentions, or not think of her as a person to notice how hot a woman is. And it's easy to be captivated. So sue us.

Anyhow, I see two possibilities:

1) If you WANT to be attracted to them, I like the suggestion to ask one out. Or make friends with them so they can introduce you to their hot friends.

2) If you DON'T want to (like if you're taken or really concerned about any possible workplace drama) then just get to know them a little bit and focus on your job as best as you can.

Answer 9

My suggestion is to grow up and get your work done.  Also, be careful about a sexual harassment case against you in the future.  

Answer 10

right. People took the fun out of a little pinch here and there. The nerve. I wish it was one big free for all, but last I checked we need to control our geni talia. It suxx on many levels. I like pinching a few rumps myself. The Horror.

Answer 11

I know what you mean stud. Women in the workforce are such dirty flirts... but they don't play fair... first they get you on the hook... and then they tease you all day.... but if you should do so much as pinch one tight butt cheek... then BAM.. they slap you with a workplace agreement felony and swipe your job.

It's high time we did a lil paypack... you know... like just to make a point we should stop wearing our bling and we should do our shirts up to the top button and put pen organisers in our top pcokets and wear skinny leg pants pulled up above our navels.... that will raise a few hairs on the nape of their slender exposed necks with their hair pulled up tight to expose their deliciously lickable napes and ear lobes... ..wtf ! Those nasty VIXENS! The're doing it to me again aren't they~ I can't win!   I surrender... *sigh*

Answer 12

Dude does inner beauty ever matter to you?!?! So what if they're pretty they might be really cocky! Be a real man!  

Answer 13

ask one out  

Answer 14

First of all this is a work place and stop violating these woman by staring them down it is rude and could easily get you fired, so look at it this way.  Do you like your Job?  If yes, then WORK!

Answer 15

There are a lot of gorgeous women in the world. I second the other post. Grow up and do your job. And yes, be careful not to get fired and slapped with a sexual harassment charge. Women don't like to be "checked out" while they're at work. And most of us don't "strut" around trying to frustrate guys like you.

Answer 16

Sounds like you need to get some loving at home or release some of that built up sexual tension.  If your single you need to m********e more I think.  If you not single, then you need to get busy with your significant other.  And then after that I think you need to grow up. And if none of the above work then you should probably find another job because it wont be long before you get a sexual harassment charge brought up on yourself. Good Luck tiger!

Answer 17

You are definitely in a difficult situation.  You better learn to control yourself and your thoughts or you will get your face slapped just before you aget fired.  You are treating your co workers with great disrespect. Get a grip or move on.