How do I destroy the Sun!? I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

It burns my eyes and steals all my water for ITS self and scorches the earth every day!!!!! I need help im about to kill myself the stupid ball of fire torments my every second on EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

I recommend a giant Super Soaker.

Answer 2

Nuke it!

Answer 3

sorry mate, i love the sun. maybe put a kitchen foil hat?

Answer 4

pray for a solar eclipse that goes on forever

Answer 5

Go to the yellow pages and find the STARS BUSTERS Co.'s phone.

Answer 6

wait 5 billion years

Answer 7

Sorry.  It's so impossible to destroy that they don't even have a law against it.  An alternative might be to move to a different latitude if you are really desperate.  But then you might have to put up with cold winters.

Answer 8

We should destroy it. That way we wouldn't have ignorant people like you on the earth anymore.

Answer 9

i know an awesome way of destroying it..... SET IT ON FIRE.

Answer 10

well.  ur a mental case  

Answer 11

hit it with a water balloon.

Answer 12

Instead of destroying the sun it might be easier for you to live in a cave.

If you're serious you probably need a psychiatrist very fast.

To destroy the sun would simply kill all life on our planet and what the sun does is not "stealing" as it is merely a star emitting a perfect amount of energy and light to create life on the third planet from that glorious God given ball of matter which in turn gives you a body, a conscience and the volition to love, or hate, to build, or destroy.

Answer 13

Live in a cave... thats the best solution I could come up with. The "scare ball" will naturally burn out in 5 billion years... be patient.