How do I explain this naked man strapped to the hood of my car while driving across?

Question

town to Jack Crapp's party? I thought he was a woman! My wife has seen the photos and the cops were laughing their arses off, oh, what am I to do? But did get me a fine burger at JC's.

Answer 1

Just tell him you where hunting for a new man to take home.   You assumed that all hunter's game was strapped to the hood of the car.

Hope you fed your new man toy though....

Answer 2

I don't know what your problem is, just tell the truth. Some knacker had stolen your bull-bars and you had to use the man in the meantime until you got them back.

Answer 3

The guy had a sun burn and needed the cool breeze to feel better.

or

You were taking him to get an emergency arterioscopy at the hospital and he was rigid because he was cryogenically frozen and couldn't fit in you car, but he had a coupon for a burger that he traded for you for the ride and you stopped off there first becasue it was going to expire that day/night.

Answer 4

i would say he is a crazy g*y pride celebrator, and he is in the second act of this day of celebration, called skinny driving

Answer 5

FEIS ORT!!

Answer 6

Say you just came back from hunting on Brokeback Mountain.

Or say you were giving the guy a ride, but since he was naked, you didn't want him to sit in the car, so you strapped him on top for your and your safety.

Answer 7

tell them that you were hunting for the guy the had an affiar with your wife and got him

like a deer you know

Answer 8

that naked man was there to see u in the same way, that was your club member.

Answer 9

sounds like you got some explaining to do to your wife ,what you were doing with a naked man ,what did the naked man have to say ,did you make him happy ????

did nt they get you for being under the influence of a naked man or alcohol

Answer 10

What the heck is the question here??

Answer 11

The man has issues and just wanted attention.