How do I find a financially and emotionally responsible husband?

Question

This is what the sage community of Yahoo! Answers tells me that I need to help me take care of my eight babbies. And out of respect for my murdered husband, how long should I wait until I remarry?

Answer 1

Huh?!  I haven't been murdered.

Answer 2

hahahaha... NO THANKS

Answer 3

OOO, babby is to tasty!  

Answer 4

I don't think so Holy - you are on diaper duty for the next 30 years!!

Anyway Sydney i am sad to hear about your hubby :(

I think you should marry right away! Maybe god can set you up with someone through his heavenly dating service?

Answer 5

Get all the babs house trained. Wait at least a year. Become a hooker like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I'm sure some rich hot shot will sweep you off your feet and support you and your brood. Let me know if he has an older brother or if his Dad is looking for companionship. That's how we roll.

Answer 6

I agree with Byron!

Yahoo put you in this mess make them get you out of it!

Not to mention I think they should have to pay child support, living expenses, child care, for adult toys.. hey you cant morn horny!

Answer 7

i swear Slappy wasn't breathing when i left! i'm still getting paid...right??

Answer 8

Hmmmp! Don't pay any attention to Holy. Word is that he's a major horn dog..and he's already married! Anyhoo, I wouldn't wait long. I mean, no one wants a girl with cold goodies. Get 'em while they're hot!

Answer 9

Yahoo Personals

Answer 10

If you just need something to get you over the hump, I'll give you the hump.

Answer 11

Do what she does and have your madam place a call for one to pick you up for the evening! Nothing like looking for a financially responsible guy to take care of your illegitimate child! What a great mom she must be, going out at night to the fancy bars while her daughter stays with "Uncle Ralph."