How do I find out if I'm on a terrorist watch list?

Question

How do I find out if I'm on a terrorist watch list?

Answer 1

Get a plane ticket and try to board and airplane.  They'll let you know if you're on the list.

Answer 2

we all are, I'm not joking

Answer 3

Either book a flight or register to vote Republican.

Answer 4

http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/counterror...

According to the feds, you cannot find out.

Answer 5

Look in the mirror. Do you wear a turban and have a big nose and dynamite strapped to your chest?

Do you sweat profusely and become sexually aroused when a naked camel is nearby?

Do you feel the urge to kill millions of innocent people for not agreeing with your religion?

If you said yes to any of these questions, you just may be on the watch list!