How do I gain Employment in the Culling of Seal-Pups, and will I make friends, and what is the s*x-Ratio ?

Question

I have always had trouble making friends. Finding Girls as well. I think that if the Girls see my muscles during work, they will fall in love with me.

I have the right to work like everybody else.

Answer 1

Dont care about them

Answer 2

You need to join the CLUB.

Answer 3

Its £3 an hour, and all the seal you can eat - or possibly mate with, given the s*x ratio part of your Q..