How do I get Prince William...?

Question

to like me and then marry me? I love him but he's cheating on me with that Kate Middleton.

I'm heart broken but I know he loves me :) Hope!!

Answer 1

Don't worry, this Kate business is just a PR smokescreen. We people who are in the know can assure you that his heart belongs only to you. His family are, as I write, toiling ceaselessly on a plan to grant you a noble title (the current idea is 'Lady Jane of Pudendumville') and a stately home in the north east of England. Once ennobled, you will undergo an intensive course in etiquette, decorum and snobbery before you can be revealed to the public as Willy's fiancee.

Answer 2

Here you go. Hope this helps and good luck on getting him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgQmJEQ9w...

Answer 3

u cant be serious?? hes of blue blood why would he want a commoner?

Answer 4

back off!! he's mine!! lol just messin:)

Answer 5

Be careful what you wish for!

Answer 6

I think you should steer well clear, whole bloody tribe are mad as hatters, best bet is do a Fergie but is it worth the hassle, have you been to one of those Garden Parties, whole assembeld throng would struggle to manage a cumulative IQ of 100, and bloody horse racing, drives you mad, poxy bad tempered beasts stink of ****, from both ends yet royals love them and Bloody Balmoral, middle of bloody nowhere fly fishing, and shooting and.... fly fishing bloody h**l, and after all that you will find every chambermaid ready to lie down and open her legs at the merest suggestion that HRH could use some penile releif, just settle for a genuine merchant Banker,

Answer 7

I don't believe you truly know him, I hope you aren't as delusional as you sound.

Answer 8

ok come back to reality ok lol

Answer 9

Get a life.  Maybe try some clearasil to clean up your pizza face.  That couldn't hurt.  Now ask me how you get a Prince Albert.  I can give you an answer but it's for guys only.