How do I get Troy Polamalu to notice me during a steeler game?

Question

I'm going to the home opener Steeler game on september 7th. I love Troy Polamalu and i want him to notice me during the game or after the game. It's for my birthday and i want it to be special. if you have any answers, anything will help!

Answer 1

throw some beer at him or show him your v****a  

Answer 2

u wont cause everybody else wants him to notice them besides Steelers suck.

J-ville Jaguars 4 life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

go to a game is a Polamalu jersey... and nothing else!

Answer 4

hold up a pair of scissors...

Answer 5

Make a big noticing sign so that he can spot his name real quickly, and write down down something like will you marry me, in huge letters

Answer 6

Pull his hair and sing the USC fight song.

Answer 7

Smile  

Answer 8

Wear a Texans jersey, sneak onto the field, grab a helmet and some pads, line up at wide receiver, get open, catch the pass and chances are Troy will see you! In fact, he'll be so excited to see you he'll run as fast as he can at you and lay his shoulder directly into your sternum. You might end up in the hospital with a slight concussion, and you'll probably get some sort of fine, but at least you can say you got leveled by Troy Polamalu!

Answer 9

Paint yourself black and yellow.

Answer 10

you need: of couse a polomalu jersey, a wig, (try using one that looks like his hair) and a really big banner that says something like "i love you troy" or something like that

Answer 11

Yell "HEY TROY!"

100% sure that will work unless they are playing the Ravens. Then you may end up attracting Troy Smith's attention.

Answer 12

Uh... I think I'd rather have Troy focusing on the game.  Way to be selfish.

Answer 13

It's not his job to focus on fans during his work hours.

If you're serious about getting in touch with him, address his agent with a rational communication as to why.

Answer 14

I've got a few ideas

1. Run onto the field naked and give him a big hug and tape a paper with your information to his back.

2. Bring a gun into the stadium. This may be difficult but you can shoot it and everyone will notice.

3. Sneak onto the Steelers bench.

4. Find out where he lives and visit him before the game.

5. If you do #4 you can also kidnap him and bring him to the game with you.