How do I get Urine out of cardboard?

Question

My cardboard box collapsed in the big earthquake this morning. No worries, my dog Salty pulled me out of the rubble safely but my bathroom pickle jar spilled all over the ceiling, floor and walls. I am thinking of rebuilding but can't seem to get the stains out. Serious help only please.

Answer 1

Stop trolling.

That wasn't funny at all.

Answer 2

Mmmm, bathroom pickle jar? Is that a Polish recipe?

Answer 3

Aggressively scrub the affected area with your dog/sponge.

If your taco meat has clean, conditioned and fluffy hair it should work fine.

Answer 4

Can I ask how you you can live in a cardboard box but you can get on the internet? Hmm but you can try oxiclean. It may leave it wet though.

Answer 5

Rather than getting the stains out, have you considered re-doing your interiors with more of the aforementioned staining agent?  I hear the stained-wall effect is very much in fashion right now.

Perhaps it's time for a change.  You might want to get some additional pieces of decor to match the new colors though.

Answer 6

Funnily enough cat litterers could possibly soak up your pissue.

Answer 7

use the computer, now listen carfully.. get a screwdriver and take out all the screws from it, you'll come across the motherboard.. take it out, attach it to the stain, and give out 300 DC volts to it... works like a charm (also works with pda's cell phones etc)

Answer 8

Hmmm, that's a tough one. Maybe Salty can help. He seems to be able to think clearly in stressful situations. I'd ask him.