How do I get a turtle to mate with a tortoise?

Question

I'm trying to make a lil cash on a few movies to post online. How do I get a turtle to perform?

Answer 1

they won't mate they are different species, they most you will get is a fight and that is not the sort of thing you want to be setting up for entertainment, animals mating is not p**n it is nature

Answer 2

It ain't going to happen naturally, and turtles and tortoises cannot really be trained.

You'll have to stage it, then digitally play with it. And I cannot image it making much money.

Answer 3

It's very simple.  You dress like a turtle./

Answer 4

Get it drunk, dim the lights and put on some soft music.

Answer 5

put your turtle real close to the tor tortoise

Answer 6

p**n of course!

Answer 7

Get them drunk.

Answer 8

that is wrong to force two animals to mate that aren't even the same species, just for money. why would you ever want to do that for.  they are different species of animals and don't mate with each other, that would be like a dog and cat having *** and it's wrong