How do I get back at my owner?

Question

Why exactly are you being owned by someone??

Why not..?

Answer 1

Bite him back. That'll work.

Answer 2

can you reask the question?

it sounds like your asking where your owner is liek your some kind of animal.  

Answer 3

Drink their milkshake... Drink it up.

Answer 4

Bark at him/her or refuse to sit on command.

However, he/she may not feed you at dinner time so i dont think you should do anything.

Answer 5

Owner???  Revenge is a waste of time ...  

Answer 6

If this is a Lifestyle and D/s question then why are you asking it on a non D/s open forum. It would be better asking it in a forum where others in the D/s Lifestyle where members (I.e actually had Lifestyle experience and knowledge) the obvious answer would be leave your Owner and find a more suitable one, of course this all revolves around the fact whether it's an actual D/s question or not as that's the way i see it in the context of your question. if you want a full response and want to give more details then message me in private...

Answer 7

Poison them. Why exactly are you being owned by someone??