How do I get government cheese?

Question

and could they make it Gouda cheese

Answer 1

You can't get it from the government, but you can get it from the grocery store.

They don't give out government cheese anymore, but it's still sold, as American cheese...that's why American cheese was invented

Answer 2

Velveeta is almost the same thing.

Answer 3

just go to any government building and ask them to f**t on you.

they will gladly cut the cheese on you.