How do I get my husband to shave or wax his butt, Its really hairy?

Question

He won't let me help take care of it. Its like a fuzzy wolf spider. UGH! Men, Why do you want to be hairy? Its so nasty for us wives?

Answer 1

Well, Do you shave things for him? Legs, underarms, bikini line? You could try giving that up and telling him you'll shave when he does.

Answer 2

Old age. Hair recedes from ones head and begins to grow at a lower elevation. Like the ears, the nostrils and the butt.

Shaving only makes it grow back quicker...and fuller.

Why not just make believe whenever you see it exposed you have Fidel Castro in your house as a guest?

Answer 3

A real guy does not do the p**n shave.

Besides it itches.

Answer 4

What? I like hairy men. A man waxing his butt? Don't think so. You knew who you married, why complain now, he didn't grow a hairy butt overnight.

Answer 5

let him shave your naughty bits in the shower then grab the razor from him in the shower and go at him

Answer 6

just put some nair hair removal cream on it while he is asleep. and pretend you know NOTHING

Answer 7

Use hair removal cream on his butt whilst his asleep.

Answer 8

Tell him you will not go down there and till he cleans that stuff up.

Gross i cant imagine.

Answer 9

don't shave it -- it will grow in thicker--  your gonna have to wax him-

ways to go about it:

1- promise " things" will be done later

2- get him drunk and when he has passed out, do it

3- get him a massage visit-- tell the masseuse to wax him during the massage visit  **Go Brazilian while you get the chance**

      edit:  nair is dangerous-- some people are allergic to that--his butt could look like a pepperoni pizza

Answer 10

Bend him over and whip out the Foamy, good luck

Answer 11

Wow....I love hairy men...

To ask him to wax or shave is....very odd.

Answer 12

Nair it in his sleep.

Answer 13

beg him

Answer 14

Heredity can not be helped. We don't WANT to be hairy, we just are. Relax, it could be worse, he could beat you and cheat on you. Why did you marry him if you didn't like his hairy butt?

Answer 15

Too funny:)

Answer 16

LOL

Well, I get my guy to shave below the belt. Her looks far more impressive without all the hair covering up the goods, front and back. I just offered him sexual favours in return for a hairless hubby. I'm still trying to convince him that waxing is a better idea, at least for the rear.

Answer 17

dont have s*x with him

it works very well , that how my girl got me to wax my chest and armpit

Answer 18

lol, u DONT! or tell him no more loving till hes trimmed up!  

Answer 19

tell him you'll reward him if he shaves down there

Answer 20

Well tell him no kissing below and no s*x until he agrees to trim the fuzz.  If they expect us to so shall they.  At least that's how me and my man look at it.  He doesn't shave anywhere except where my mouth might be heading.  I bet if you say that he will agree.

Answer 21

omg this is so funny ...im trying to convince my husband to shave his butt..lol i think its working maybe he'll do it tonite  

Answer 22

If my wife told me to wax/shave anything but my face, she'd be sorely disappointed.  That's not what us heterosexual men do babe.  It's just not in our DNA.  We like to burp and f**t - you think we give a flip about our butt hair?

Answer 23

That is JUST

TOO

MUCH

INFORMATION!!!

Let me guess, his back is hairy too!  That's pretty darn disgusting!!!!

Answer 24

If my wife asked me to do just to do it I would probably sat no.  But if it's because the s*x would be wilder, then I would get a Brazilian in a heart beat.  Make it worth hiss while and I am sure he will go along.

Answer 25

You could wax me all over you if would like to!