How do I get my son to be more responsible?

Question

I recently helped my young son Tommy (4) get a job handling explosives at the local coal mine.

after just two days he quit , because a safety inspector told him he couldn't smoke on the job.....he complained noting he brought his own ash tray!

I have told him time and again to smoke in the store room so that no one will see him...will he ever learn?

Answer 1

By God its health and safety gone mad old boy! Whats the world come to when a young four year old gent can't enjoy the simple childhood  pleasures of smoking a good cigar around explosives! whatever next no gun-play while driving. Tip top.

Answer 2

He should light the explosive with his cigarette and then put it out just before it goes off with a l**k of the finger. The safety inspector would see how in control and responsible he is then, I don't see why he wouldn't let him smoke from then on.

Answer 3

ur just a dumb a$$ trying to get attention

Answer 4

I think he ought to take marijuana to work, instead.

Answer 5

Well. . .

At least YOU think you're funny.  Guess everyone has to have a fan, right?

Answer 6

Sounds like YOU'RE the one who's smoking, and it's probably not a cigarette...you've got to be kidding. What's your REAL question?

Answer 7

Uhhh.... I don't get it. Is this supposed to be funny?

Don't quit your day job.

Answer 8

Beat him with a piece of PVC piping.