How do I get my wife to make my breakfast in the morning?

Question

I'm tired of having to eat at Hardee's and McDonald's in the mornings. How do I motivate her to go cook? I don't live on air. I even got her a nice sparkly Visa card with kittens on it in hopes that would motivate her to go to the Kroger and buy some groceries. All she does is sleep all day and get on Answers at night

Answer 1

Before you go to bed at night put a full cereal bowl on a placemat on the table, with a spoon next to it.  In the morning, move your @ss to the fridge, grab the milk and pour it over the cereal.

If you are that dependent upon her maybe she will take a moment of her busy day to see if you made poo-poo in your nappy and need a fresh one.

Answer 2

You two could always have fun making breakfast together (pancake dough fights, sticky but fun), that way you will both be helping each other make breakfast and having fun doing so.

Answer 3

How hard is it to make your own breakfast?

Cheers :-)

Answer 4

Have you told her your needs? I get great pleasure with satisfaction when my man gets fed, I go out of my way to do extras for him, like adding extra portabello mushrooms and cheese to his omlette.

Of course I cook, clean, do the banking, and he has 1 60 inch big screen I bought him last year, and I love to spoil him because he gives to me also. I have many nice things from him.

Sometimes it is how a woman is brought up, I was told to pleasure my man in all ways and he will oblige me the same.

You cant make someone love you~ Sorry~

Answer 5

If you have kids.... maybe gentle encouragement. If kids are not in the picture contact a lawyer and file for divorce.

   Seek out a protection from abuse order to get her out of the house. Because it sounds like she might be ultra violent when she doesn't get her way.

  Face the music if she doesnt work,doesnt cook, probally doesnt even clean well she is dead weight in the household.

    And the sooner you divorce the lower and shorter your alimony will be.

     Plus if she refuses to help out in anyway and only acts in a selfish manner it is a form of emotional abuse. And all forms of abuse should never be taken lightly.

Answer 6

dont you have a maid cooking food for family

or even better marry a maid

Answer 7

Can't you boil an egg?  Men are so useless.

Answer 8

Backhand remedial therapy.

Answer 9

Good luck. If she doesn't do a scrap of work for the mutual benefit, you're married to quite a modern girl, so you can have sympathy for all the other males around here.

Motivation to get a female to do ANYTHING? I can't think of one. I think the best thing for you to do is to either:

#1. Get a BBQ and enjoy it;

#2. learn to cook (as i did) and you'll enjoy it.

And when the fat slob divorces you, you can prove that she never did a thing and thus you;re owed the lot.

Answer 10

Ask her really nicely?

Or try to get her some help. That really doesn't sound too healthy if that's all she does. Especially the going on Answers all night...

Answer 11

Ask her.

Answer 12

Krustal Burgers is open 24/7 right?  Try that.

Or Sonic

Answer 13

ask her to start a bank account in her name, deposit a reasonable some in that account every day or every week (only if you are satisfied with her cooking, say $25 a week) and tell her she can use the money in that account to buy jewellery or something later in her life.

Answer 14

You Can Cook

Answer 15

go to the supermarket an get a nice supply of your faves, then just stay drunk and you'll have the illusion you want - simple.

Answer 16

Cook her dinner the night before.

Answer 17

She not thinking how her stomach will take something ....mybe she very deep in thought about another subject.?

Answer 18

go to grocery store and buy all ingredients for breakfast and for you cook her lunch or dinner AND clean up after yourself. Put laundry away=do some too. Tell her she is beautiful all the time, make sure she has two orgasms to every one you have. You think she is on answers, she's really on youporn. stop eating that fast food you're probably chubby hubby.

Answer 19

Make her dinner the night before.

And you better make it good.

Answer 20

Chain her to the stove.