How do I get my wives and children into the US err "hypothetically" I hear the Canada border is easiest.?

Question

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Answer 1

How do you propose to {hypothetically} get them into Canada? Smuggling people into any country??? I hope you get {hypothetically} caught. We have enough criminals in North America...stay home!

Answer 2

Fly to Canada (if the airline company does not go broke the day before your flight), rent a car, drive through the border telling the agent you are going shopping at Walmart. And please don't come back to Canada.  

Answer 3

How white are they?  Americans are very anti-immigration when it comes to brown skinned people but they aren't quite as opposed to white immigration.   Can you make them look European or something??

Answer 4

wives? mate if you've got more than one wife that is just sick. I would say the easiest way to get into the US would be the legal way; you know, applying for visas, passports, direct flights.

Answer 5

Well you ought to know how to fly a magic carpet, that's the best way to get in, but remember fly in very low and keep under the radar, or they get you with a cruse missile

Answer 6

how many wives do you have? u r disgusting stay home.