How do I get out of jury duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

I'm supposed to "report" for jury duty tomorrow. I ignored it the 1st time and it says "previously absent" and it says "I may be fined" if I dont show up this time. I was planning to do stuff tomorrow on my day off!!! F THIS s**t!!!! What happens if I just ignore this? Will cops come busting down my door? Will they really fine me? Or is this all B.S.???

Answer 1

Go in and make it known you think someone is guilty, they wont want you on the jury then. Its not what you wanted but it is a meanss of doing it, yet making it a short day.

Answer 2

Get a doctors certificate to state that you suffer from anxiety, and would become ill if in a confined space for too long

Answer 3

commit a felony. felons don't have/get to do jury duty, might not be able to vote either though.

Answer 4

Keep posting the same question here, that outta get you out of jury duty!

Answer 5

One of the reasons we in this country have the freedo to have some days off is the jury system.  If it was not for the jury system, there would be no justice.

By you refusing to do your duty, you are voting for a future government reality where no one has any rights, including you and your family.

Eventually you will find yourself enjoying your time off in jail being raped by your fellow criminals, and when you get out, you will be unable to find a good paying job to provide for quality of time off.

Answer 6

I don't know of any person who has been arrested for ignoring a jury duty notice. I hope that you're not the first one. A letter from a Doctor stating why you are not eligible will make them move on to the next person.

Answer 7

yes they will really fine you.  Its your duty as a citizen.  Boo hoo, i bet the judge and person being prosecuted would love to be doing something else too.  yeah!! f this citizen responsibility c**p!! its such bs!!  Why cant everyone else do stuff except me!