How do I get rid of a woody?

Question

How do I get rid of a woody?

Answer 1

Rub it out.

Answer 2

drive it off a cliff. Oh, unless you aren't talking about the car, well you could always think of some ugly nasty looking person that you would never have s*x with in a million years.

Answer 3

m********e, but use a condum.  You want it to be safe s*x.

Answer 4

Beat it.