How do I get rid of pesky squirrels?

Question

That is an understated question. They have clawed a hole the size of their body right through a brand new garbage barrel, they have strewn swill all over my yard, and now I have spotted them on my roof. I am ready to poison them with D-Con, however, that would incur the wrath of my kids. Someone please tell me how to rid myself of theses rats with a bushy tail before I decide to pass the death sentence.

Answer 1

Cayenne pepper sprinkled over anything you don't want them to touch.

Answer 2

cayannes pepper is about the only non lethal deterrent. After that  it's   squirrel  stew.

Answer 3

rat trap.

Answer 4

first buy some ackalzelter then u order a pizza leave one slice of pizz then put the ackalzeter in the pizza and lay it out side when the squirrls eat it they will blow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!