How do I get rid of the hair on my butt without it itching, buttcheck chaffing and sweating?

Question

How do I get rid of the hair on my butt without it itching, buttcheck chaffing and sweating?

Answer 1

Wax to remove the hair and Gold Bond powder for the chaffing/sweating.

Answer 2

Shave and rub on just a little dab of Vaseline. You could use some other cream/lotion too. It keeps the buttocks from touching/chafing.

Also, keep a small tube of lotion in your pocket (sample hand or baby lotion will do). After you use the bathroom, clean yourself as usual. Then, put a little lotion on some toilet paper and wipe. That will get the remaining f***s off and you will feel much cleaner.