How do I get rid of this hair stuck in my throat?

Question

it's been there all day. I've gargled, still there.

Answer 1

I think a drain plunger would be excessive, Kates on the right track, or something with girth and length thats not going to knock your teeth out or damage your little tonsils?

Answer 2

it may not be hair. But try hot liquids or bread

Answer 3

I can help with that...

Answer 4

You should have swallowed instead of letting it on your face. You're about as stuck as it gets.

Answer 5

First you have to take my throbbing (*&% out, then you should be able to get at it.  

Answer 6

try gargling with something hot and salty.

Answer 7

Pubic hair gets stuck like that some times, due to it's increased coarseness. You may need surgery...

Answer 8

let your man put himself down your throat and hopefully in the process the hair will get wrapped around your man....

Answer 9

Drink some hot tea

Answer 10

maybe you need to gargle with a little thicker liquid...  

Answer 11

Eat some bread or something similar.

Answer 12

What kind of hair is, and what did you gargle...?

Answer 13

Cats get hairball by l*****g themselves. Have you been l*****g yourself?