How do I get s***n stains off my sister's couch?

Question

I haven't tried to anything yet b/c I want to find out the best way to approach this problem before I commit to anything.

Answer 1

Treat it like a pet stain. Go buy an enzyme product and soak it and blot it.

Answer 2

Flip. Cushion. Over.  

Answer 3

First off, gross! Use your own couch next time!

Assuming you're serious, go grab a bottle of Spot Shot or Zout, spray it down, then get a few washcloths to blot it up. Might take a few tries but it will work.

Answer 4

Hmmmm.  This question isn't going to be responded to as well as you might have anticipated...But yes, flip the cushion over or try oxyclean.

Answer 5

Any good pet stain cleaner should work, such as Woolite (safe on all fabrics and leather) or Resolve.  Follow directions on can.  s***n is a combination of simple proteins and sugars, broadly similar to egg stains.  Those are also the base components of organic glues, so a couple of soaking and blotting attempts might be necessary.  If in doubt try on a small area that won't be noticed, allow to dry.  Good luck!

Answer 6

Duh, get a girl friend, what the h**l you doing it on your sister's couch for anyhow.  

Answer 7

What do you use when s***n gets on sheets? Soap and water if the fabric will allow. Leather would be a different story. You did not say what the couch is made of. Good luck

Answer 8

Buy a new couch.  

Answer 9

probably just a simple soap and water solution would do.  If not, perhaps a slipcover...

Answer 10

Ammonia will break down protein based stains so you might try that but honestly, you're probably looking at getting a slip cover or a new couch.

Sorry!