How do I get the Flu, Mono, or Strep in 2 days?

Question

I need to be sick for 7 days (a week), starting today. Anything that will make me need to be in bed or stay home.

Answer 1

Go hang out in the emergency room at the hospital. And touch everything, then touch your mouth lol...

Answer 2

I would be careful what you wish for. Mono will make you sick for months not days...if you really want to get sick, go l**k a hand rail in a bus/train station. But don't be suprised if you end up with a STI.