How do I get the homeless man out of my house?

Question

How do I get the homeless man out of my house?

Answer 1

Show him the business end of a .45 and tell him to ghost.

Answer 2

Whoa?

Howd he even get in your house?

Call the cops, and they'll bring him to a shelter or something.

Answer 3

throw a sandwich out side and tell him if he wants the sandwich he has to go get it

lmao

Answer 4

Hello zoo,

Sticky traps seem to be the surefire way. Put several in their path in corners and around baseboards.

Answer 5

He's not homeless anymore.  You let him in.

How long has he been there? You may not be able to just toss him out...you may have to go get an eviction notice from the court.