How do I get the microchip out of my cat's brain that Lime Kitty put there?

Question

How do I get the microchip out of my cat's brain that Lime Kitty put there?

Answer 1

Kill it

Answer 2

You don't.

Answer 3

I fear you are asking too many questions, sir...

Answer 4

Make kitty watch the 700 club for a few days...

Brain will melt, thereby disabling chip.

But kitty will never be the same.  : (

Answer 5

Be careful. Lime Kitty finds out you want the chip out he might come and take a poo in your shoo.

Answer 6

You don't need to.  Just put your cat in the microwave for a few mins and it should short the chip out.  

Problem solved.

Answer 7

Oh!  Pick me!

I kind of payed attention in Anatomy class.

Answer 8

take her to the vets