How do I get the most out of $1,000,000?

Question

What's the best place (without investing)to get a high interest rate off of $1,000,000 in cash?

Or would I be safer going to a Swiss Bank with an investment account?

What is the interest rate at Swiss Bank?

Answer 1

Id get it out of the country quickly.

Start by taking the money and putting it in a local bank.

Then go every day and take out 9 grand untill its gone,keep all the cash at home in a safe hidden.

Then take a trip to zurich,switzerland and open an account.

Dont necessarily go there right off,you can tour europe, just remember you have a million bucks cash on you, dont announce that of course!

If the IRS asks what you did with your million bucks later just say you have a serious gambling problem and also you spent  a ton of it on your x-gf that *****.

1) you need to do a swiss deposit with the physical cash because its the only way that its untraceable and secret( private)

2) You just cant tell the IRS that you hid the money under your bed and now its gone, you have to make it look like you spent it all very rapidly

3) better do that now before Obama gets elected, your way too rich for Obama and you need to share it with everyone. God help us if he gets elected.