How do I get this plastic wrapper to get off me?

Question

I unwrapped the plastic around a box of tea over an hours ago and the plastic wrap is still sticking to me by static. I can't even shake it off. It just crawls around my hand and sticks to a new area. : -- (

Answer 1

be serious.

use water.

Answer 2

Sounds like a bad case of Creepy Crawly Plastic Wrapper Syndrome.  It's an epidemic.

But anything that will cure hiccups will also get rid of creepy crawly wrapper static.  If it doesn't work right away, just keep trying.

Good luck.