How do I give my friend a *****?

Question

I'm a lad and I want to give another lad a *****. :P

Ok basicly I am now probably classed as g*y buy i'll explain and try to not sound g*y. Me and my friend were watching p**n in our boxers and I got a ***** and he started laughing and saying it was ded small but I know him and all others my age and the same size so I need a trick to give him a *****. Not sexually like i'm not going to give him a **** lol. The most i'll do is touch his leg. I would prefer to say something if it is possible to give him a boenr and prove my point that were the same size. Thankyou please answer.

P.S. Most people Will comment 'Soz MAte Ya g*y' but if you do that please leave advice aswell on how to do this.

Answer 1

Hey

A non-erect p***s usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.

The man whose non-erect p***s is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.

The man whose non-erect p***s is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.

This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).

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Answer 2

Well maybe next time you guys are watching p**n slip

and grap his leg ? like top of it.. theres a certain place on

a guys leg that gives them a ***** and since your a guy

you can figure out where that is

ahahhahaahah

good luck

Answer 3

The next time he's wearing sweatpants or athletic gear, wrestle with him and maybe "accidently" grab or rub him.  Your blood starts flowing and your heart rate goes up when you move around.  It happens to wrestlers nearly all the time.

Answer 4

hey I don't know what a ****** is but am going to assume you are talking about a bonner-a hard on??? I don't think you will be able to give your friend one!! do you think he would be able to give him one? and if so how? then do that to him!!! but I just wanted to let you know that not all p***s's are the same size!!! some are small some are average some are HUGE!!! I think the average size hard is 5-7 inches!!!