How do I give myself a nose job?

Question

I need to know how! l I know it sounds weird.

My nose is realy droopy, big, and ugly and I am afraid people think I'm ugly because of my nose.

It used to be fine, but I fell on it when I was little and now it's out of shape. My nose bone is realy square and pointy on the edges!

When I lift my nose up (like with a finger) and hold it there it looks fine, but what should I do to make it stay? Should I use tape or glue or is there some kind of firming lotion that would do it? Help...

Answer 1

ummm, i hope ur kidding...

Answer 2

Haha, no!

Tape and glue, that's funny. But your face isn't a kindergartner's art project. Just leave it, I assume you are still growing, your nose might change over time.

Answer 3

Well, you can;t really do anything about it if your nose is structurally damaged.

A lot of people have different noses though, I wouldn't worry about it.

If you are really concerned, you can go see a doctor to see if they can fix it.

Answer 4

uhh, there is nothing you can do. the only option is rhinoplasty which is also known as a nose job.  

Answer 5

yea sure. just grab a big piece of gray duck tape (NOTIACIABLE)

and tape it from ur nose 2 ur forehead. :)

Answer 6

constantly push your nose how you want it to look and put a clothes pin there. leave it on a long time. if you do that constantly, through time your nose could stay like that. (or try hitting your nose upwards everyday so it will mold that way) good luck :)  

Answer 7

If your nose is unhealthy, discuss a future nose job with your parents. Tell them how you feel about your nose

For now, just let your nose be.

Answer 8

are you mad?

Answer 9

i dont think you can i would go to the doctor 4 that.

Answer 10

I'm sure people don't think your nose is ugly. Or if they do, people should like you for you, not for your nose. But I know how it feels to hate parts of yourself, so that probably isn't going to help you. If you make yourself up really prettily with strong eyes and lips, maybe the attention won't be on your nose as much as the rest of your face. And if you really hate it, start saving up for a nose job when you get older. Unless you're rich or your parents are really generous, you probably won't be able to get one for a while. Hope I helped! =D

Answer 11

if you want to end up in paaain and in the hospital... fork and knife..