How do I intriduce myself?

Question

I will be volunteering at this summer camp for middle schoolers and I have to introduce myself. What should I talk about? I hate to bore them....

Answer 1

Do the Michelle Obama "bump" greeting... and talk about the Jonas brothers, Briana, Lizzy MCGuire...ah..I mean Hanah Montana...

g*y marriage I suppose is a topic they talk about 2 (wonder why Katy Perry is #1?)... Unfortunate but true...

Answer 2

"Hello, my name is ______, who are you?" then you start a conversation, but if you are a greeter at walmart you polietly say, "Welcome to Wal-Mart, now get your s***and get out!

Answer 3

Middle school kids won't really have respect for you if you bring up Musical High School or whatever and Hannah Montana. Instead, talk about the Jabbawockeez on Americas Best Dance Crew and bring up some new rap songs. They'll think your cool. (: