How do I invite a girl to my place?

Question

There is this girl, and I am attracted to her. She has these huge eyes like the diamond bright, and she wears green and purple. She is witty and wise. I am into DIU and redecorated my place to suit her personality. I have the prettiest little parlour that she has ever seen, with a winding stair up to the cute bedroom, with a curtained bed (I made it myself), and I installed a special looking-glass upon my parlour shelf (girls like looking-glasses). I stocked my pantry with all that's nice, all the snacks and foods she likes. I asked several times but she refused to come! I think she is scared. How can I persuade her that I am a good guy and come and have a look and a snack?

Answer 1

why don't you actually ask her WHY she doesn't want to come over. then resolve it by doing what she wanted. also don't go over bored with things that she likes. you do know that you have to have your own personal opinions and favorite things too. it makes good conversation starters for you to talk about your favorite things. when you can't do that because everything is the same, the date will probably be pretty dull. but good luck with the girl!  

Answer 2

You're kidding, right? Is this a joke? A parody of a book situation like the Jacob from Twilight post that somebody put up a few days ago?

If so, nobody got it.

If not, go to Singles & Dating.  

Answer 3

Well, try talking to her with a basic hello and how are you, for 2-3 days. Then the next day dont go to her and see if she comes to you and if she does then ask her would you like to hang out, if she says sure or yes then tell her ur house at any time u want but not close to night time the 1st time she comes only after the 1st ok

Answer 4

Well, because you put this in the Books and Authors section, you could read her Shakespeare or poetry.  I personally think that kind of thing is corny, but a lot of girls fall for that.

Alos if your just trying to get her to sleep with you, get some morals.  If you have a sister or a girl cousin think about how you would feel if someone was doing the same thing you are.

Answer 5

No girl ever likes to visit someone who entices just to ingest. I suggest checking your webmail to see what's shaking.

Answer 6

you changed your room to look like a girls room!!!!!!!

i dont think any girl would like that!!!! a guys room should look like a guys room!!

anyway

If  you are that desperate for her to see your room then ask her to bring a friend along(if your intentions are only look n snack!!)

If you have mutual friends then ask her over with one if them.. maybe that'll make her feel comfortable.

it's better than her not coming at all.....

Answer 7

This may be the creepiest thing I've ever read. It sounds like you've made your own little rape-cave! Please tell me this isn't serious, and that you're turning it into a book. If so, I'll be the first to read it, because just this paragraph gave me serial-kill-chills! :/

Answer 8

maybe she feels like better to test you first into a free wide neutral natural wilde space before having herself firmly fastened with you into your special cubicle

:)

Answer 9

put this in singles and dating category.

Answer 10

Charlotte, is that you?  Is it really you?

Answer 11

Tell her that you just bought a big bottle of Grey Goose and you want her to share it with you. Booze is always the best answer.

Answer 12

                                                                                                  Tell her it,s rubbing alcohol, now rub it on her tongue.

Multiple treatments is best,try to get one with an IQ close to yours

so you  two will be compatible.  GOOD-LUCK!

  You could also try that aphrodisiac  you put in your mustache, but then you'd have to trick her into kissing you.That way you could get it into her system.OOPS you breathed.  Now that you both are horny and drunk, you'd probably have to come back to Yahoo answers for further advise, feel free to ask, but go to the section called  "STUPID 101"