How do I keep birds off of my car?

Question

recently small birds have been sitting on my car and looking at themselves in the side mirrors and windows. As a result of this act the birds have been craping all over the sides of the doors.

Answer 1

Put one of those fake owls on top of your car when your not driveing it.

Answer 2

you could buy those plastic covers and put it over your car

Answer 3

get a cat

Answer 4

you should get a remote control car so you can control the car while your bird is on top of it..or you can buy a mini car

Answer 5

Cover up the mirrors with a small towel and rubber band or a plastic bag, or invest in a car cover.

Answer 6

Cover it with a plastic car cover, easy as that.

Answer 7

Hire someone to run around crazily 24/7.

Honestly, my family's been having that problem for a really long time. The only solution that I've found is parking my car further away from trees, etc. so that birds really don't have a reason to sit on it. Yes, the walk's longer, but it saves me from the daily rubbing of bird c**p off the car.