How do I keep my fish from rotting?

Question

My fish past away today and I want to keep it...

I am planning to keep it on my porch but how do I keep it from rotting do I put some ointment on him?

Please tell me

R.I.P. Curious Bubbles

Answer 1

What? Good Lord....my better-half thought I was in love with my fish? Even though I love my fish, I wouldn't want them on my porch...take a picture, frame it, and put it on your porch, your fish will rot. Plant it under a flower, very good fertilizer...that's what I do and my Hostas are bigger than ever!!!!

Good Lord...I can't get over this question........echhhh!!

Answer 2

Give him a fishy funeral with a little white cross in your garden

Answer 3

Why do you want to keep him....that's gross...I'm not trying to be mean but that's  just strange! Bury him already!!

Answer 4

I hate to say it but he's gonna rot and this is a little disturbing that you'd want to keep a dead fish on your porch. You could have a mini funeral. If you're really upset.

Answer 5

taxidermy?

Answer 6

if you really want to keep this fish for reaons I will probably never understand. put him in a plastic bag and place it in a wrapper write the name on it and place it in the freezer. this way it won't rot and you can see it whenever you want.

Answer 7

sorry about ur fish X( you have to keep it cold if you don't want it to rot. if you want to keep it forever you can get it taxedermied.

Answer 8

Gross. Just flush it down the toilet already.