How do I know your not an alien?

Question

How do I know your not an alien?

Answer 1

AS long as you hear me, see me, write to me and see my replies, you can know I am not an alien.

Answer 2

Wait a second!  How do I know that YOU are not an alien?  Ah, you think you're clever, but you're no match for us humans!

Answer 3

Because I was born in this country.

AS for E.T.'s ? They do not exist.

Answer 4

I dunno I guess you will just have to trust me.

Answer 5

Your lack of attention to grammatical structure indicates that you may be unfamiliar with human speech and that YOU are indeed the alien.  It's "you're not", alien.

Answer 6

No one living on earth at this time is from this planet.

Answer 7

How did you know?

Answer 8

You don't ...it is claimed that there are a number of 'humans' that actually have ET genetic material in them and they look every bit human.

Answer 9

A BETTER QUESTION IS HOW DO WE KNOW YOUR NOT AN ALIEN I MEAN WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS

waste of points

Answer 10

I was reading the answers to this question and again  found an answer stating "there are no such things as aliens". That is the most preposterous thing I have eve read. How does someone think they have the true answer? I don't KNOW if there are aliens but logically, the answer is yes.It is ridiculous to assume life evolved just on this insignificant ball of rock. There is plenty of evidence to justify the belief

Answer 11

Oh, but I am, but don't tell my mum!!!

Answer 12

I have a valid birth certificate

Answer 13

Oh dear........

Answer 14

I told you last time, they're birth defects. The 3rd eye, the 6 toes, the webbed fingers. I can't help it.

Answer 15

Well, in actual fact, to the aliens on mars, we are ALL aliens. mwahahahahahaha

Answer 16

S'trewth blue, if you expected a sensible answer to this question, you MUST be an alien!

Answer 17

Use your tricorder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tricorder

Answer 18

I'm not.  I was born on Alfandra, just like you... uhm... you WERE born on Alfandra, weren't you?

Answer 19

Good question... I guess youll have to take my word.

The first answerer: English is not Earth´s language. In fact more people speak spanish than English. You are a self-centered gringo. no wonder why people hate americans so much.

Answer 20

I have my green card, i'm legal....

Answer 21

you don't!

Answer 22

I am an alien when I visit other planets.  Speaking of which, your question reminds me that I'm due back on planet Earth.

Answer 23

You no I am not a alien because there are not such things as aliens.

Answer 24

Because I said so.

Answer 25

You don't. That's the beauty of our plan. We're in disguise as humans until the moment is right to invade Earth. We know who we are by using the ultra super secret code words "Garbanzo Beans". I'd tell you the invasion plans but that would spoil the surprise. Actually, it's not so much of an invasion as as BBQ attended by 50 million of us with nothing else to do.

Answer 26

Because my father, "Gort", told me I'm not.

"Klaatu barada nikto!"

Answer 27

Because I'm not Michael Jackso,Oprah Winfrey or Paris Hilton!! LOL!!!!

Answer 28

You Don't!!!!!!!!

Answer 29

The true aliens are those who are not of Native American decent...

Answer 30

because you know ,that i know ,that you know,that we are not

aliens

Answer 31

More importantly how do you know none of us are illegal aliens????