How do I lose 5 inches of my waist in 1 week?

Question

I have a s**y dress my mom bought for me for my birthday, but it seems like I have alot of Back fat^& belly fat also and it doesn't fit properly!

I have to lose 5 inches because if not, that means that I can't fit into a bikini and I want that to be the first and sexiest time ever since it's my sweet 16th birthday!! If I jump rope for 2 hours a day, will that help cause i really need to lose it. I weigh 165 pounds. and my waist is 34 inches

Answer 1

And this is in the Men's Health section....why?

Answer 2

5 inches in a week????

The only way to do that is surgery - liposuction.