How do I make My "wood" go away got to leave in 20min Help!!!!?

Question

HELP!!!!

Answer 1

one sure shot solution....

you need to flog the dophin.....

Answer 2

Picture Rosie O'Donnels fat *** naked

Answer 3

Ice water

Answer 4

I store my wood in a shed in my garden, it is dependant on your quantity of wood but I imagine you will be able to safely store it within 20 minutes so you will be able to attend your appointment.

Your wording in your question baffles me however, you speak as if you believe your wood has sentience - if this is true I would recommend consulting a psychiatrist.

Answer 5

i always use the "tuck it up" method....if you put it up under where your belt goes the blood will rush down, and the blood is what causes the "wood"