How do I make the burn go away & (more)?

Question

I was picking Habenero peppers this afternoon when my hot neighbor came out to sunbathe in his Speed-O, well I got turned on and had to (you know) Spank it... now my UNIT is burning so bad I want to scream.

Please help! Any suggestions on how to make the burn go away fast?

Answer 1

Ok..For some reason I'm thinking you have had a burning sensation in that area before..I don't think its the sunburn thats making it "Burn"..I guess when you asked the question last week aboot how you"Accidentally sat on the bowling trophy and how do you get it out?" you finally figured it out.

Answer 2

The best way to make a burn go away, is to keep pumping like an oil derrick.

Son, listen to me, I'm a professional, and the best way to get rid of the burn is to get in the shower, and consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff. Trust me. I have almost 4 years of experience.

Answer 3

To answer your question, dip your member in a small bowl or bucket of gasoline.

Next time, if you want a worthwhile answer put your question in the right category; not hockey.