How do I pose serious questions ?

Question

I am in a little panic, I realised I totally lack the ability to be serious. I would really like to learn not to be horrible, nasty, snidy, fannibaws and a pain in jacksy, and have a strong laxative effect by irritating the **** out of everyone here...

......please teach me,sob sob-oh I just can't cope any more. I was going to ask in 'mental health' section , but it should be reworded as they are all suffering 'mental Illness' not 'health' in that department, have ye seen some of the messages in there? Godsake...

Please tell me, how to pose serious questions before I get sent into exile for being a complete waanker with the questions I ask? hmmmm

Answer 1

speak from your heart.....and grow up!!

Answer 2

ask what does everyone think of Boruc..the answers usually cause them to look a bigger t**t than you!!

Answer 3

Your need to shock people suggests immaturity, your need to be centre of attention shows egotism in the extreme, you are intelligent but use it in a what you,and only you, think is a humorous way.You come across as a very unhappy man.

Did a spot of fishing to see if Ivan could take it as well as dish it.  He can, but I caught two nobeads,so it was worthwhile after all.

Get well soon friend.

Answer 4

I wish I had lots of different accounts so I could give adele hunners of thumbs up!!!  You don't irritate me, because you don't ask seriousupyeranearse questions!!!  I'm assuming that you are one of the Gingers on here byrraway!! And as for mental health, just come over and i'll share ma citalopram with you, always makes me feel better!

Answer 5

you want to ask a serious question then go on to take the mick out of people with mental health issues...

get a life.

Answer 6

I'd rather see you go personally =P

Answer 7

Your fine just the way you are ya fcukin nutter

Answer 8

Dont swear. Dont think your better than everyone else.