How do I prevent vampires from visiting me? I seem to be a magnet for the undead...?

Question

No snarky answers please...

Answer 1

Stop thinking they exist.  They don't.

I invite any and all real vampires to come and get me.

Since there's no such thing as a true vampire, I have no fear.

Answer 2

you claim to be  a magnet for the undead..........don't wish to be visited by Vampires.......

and yet, you expect no snarky answers?

kinda asking the impossible here , aren't you?

Okay.........well, it's a known fact that Vampires can't handle salt..............so maybe if you wear a vial of salt around your neck..............just to be safe-----you'll be okay.

(Now, don't we all feel silly? )

Answer 3

Well sorry but I think you've seen one to many vampire films. We do exist. Vampires are not like those in the movies or books, we don't drain unwilling victims of their blood. We have kind people who are called donors and they give us the blood or energy we need. Vampires are people who have energy deficiency and need to get that energy by taking it from other people. We don't die in the sun, can't fly, no super powers, can cross running water, garlic, holy water and the cross don't phase us (because we are not demons we are just different to normal people), we can see better at night than in the day, heightened senses, we do age(just not as fast) and we aren't immortal.

Answer 4

The ONLY real defense is true faith. Garlic won't work and crosses wont work either.... without true faith.

Answer 5

They're not ******* undead. They are just a different creature than you are. I'm not saying better, I'm not saying worse, they're just different. If you took the time to know a few of them, maybe them coming to visit would be a bit more welcome. Just be nice to them, don't treat them any differently than you would treat anyone you know, and don't give them a reason to hold a grudge against you. There are more than you would think, and they're powerful.

Answer 6

garlic and a wooden stake

Answer 7

Start taking your meds again...

Answer 8

Um, from what I've seen on movies or read in books, garlic works great, as do iron spikes. uh holy water, salt sometimes, hawthorn branches, or fire a silver bullet blessed by a priest or holy water into him/her.

In closing, I'm so not trying to be snarky at all or negative, I answered this question as best as I could, under the belief that you asked this question in sincerity. However, vampires are not real. There has never been any scientific proof that one person can be 'undead' or live forever. If you ever find one, please let me know, but for the time being I would suggest that you logically look into some facts of vampires.

Good luck, hope my advice helps.