How do I remove my teeth?

Question

I hate my teeth so much because they are goofy and yellow - the orthodontist said he will enstall braces for free if I agree to have s*x with him - so I thought if I removed my teeth that would basically solve the problem. How can I do this without it hurting?

Answer 1

OMG, seriously the orthodontist really said that?

omg, omg , omg , omg !

I hate my teeth too :( I justt bare with it.

Why don't you ask your mom?

Answer 2

I highly doubt that your or orthodontist said that!

Answer 3

1 - Your orthodontist should be reported to the authorities - state board AND dental society - for his outrageous proposal.

#2 - Removing your teeth is ridiculous and will not solve your problem, it will cause more, make you look goofier, and you won't be able to eat.

#3 - The yellow can usually be removed with a professional cleaning. Whitening might help but it doesn't last.

#4 - You need to improve your self image.  

Answer 4

omg just go somewhre else and get ur teeth whitened but dont forget to sue him lol

Answer 5

Lol.

If you 'remove' your teeth you will have gross teeth and you wont be able to remove them yourself. So your teeth will be  half-pulled off, your nerves will be reacting constantly, you'll have alot of pain, they'll be a load of blood in your mouth and..yeah, it'll be nasty.

Ignore the orthodontist.. get your teeth whitened by your dentist

Answer 6

I think that would be called sexual harassment in my book report his ***, If he really did say that. Then sue him then you will have money to fix your teeth =)

Answer 7

very funny....good one

Answer 8

What's the problem - Just have s*x with him then pull your teeth out afterwards to impress him.

Glad I could be of assistance.