How do I respond to women coworkers who are obviously envious of my good looks

Question

How do I respond to women coworkers who are obviously envious of my good looks

Answer 1

ignore them. be your self if they don't like it is their problem maybe they should start doing something to start looking more like you.  

Answer 2

The only really workable solution is to go in disguise.

The link below should be of help.

Alternatively, wear an eye patch. You will immediately elicit sympathy and create good will by doing so.

No need to poke an eye out ~ anyone can wear one, just keep it 'down' and no-one need ever know!

Cheers :-)

Answer 3

Girl, whatevers!  Perhaps they are not envious of your good looks, but instead are just irritated by what appears like to be total arrogance on your part.  =P  

Answer 4

I would just smile and be nice to my co-workers.  Everybody has their days and problems and maybe it's not YOU at all.  Are you constantly looking in the mirror or doing your work?

Answer 5

Women are much more competitive than men.

Beauty does fade, however, so better to be remembered for your personality than your looks.

Answer 6

Two extreme ways of handling them. a. Ignore them. Or b. steal their boyfriends/husbands.

Choose what gives you the most happiness.

Answer 7

Maybe they're making fun of you. Ever hear of this thing called Sarcasm? Or are you too busy being pretentious and making your co-workers "obviously envious of your good looks" wow, you seem REALLY humble and I hope nothing but good things happen to you in life.

Answer 8

I know you're not really the woman in the avatar.

You're just the guy she dumped and now you're trying to make her look bad in public. Goes to show you just how pathetic rejected guys can really be.

Answer 9

I have the same situation. Let them be agree at you. What do they want for you to dress like the girl from "the ring." Ignore them.

Answer 10

just be low profile and friendly. get over your own looks. it's nothing much for a life, actually.

Answer 11

you must mud wrestle them.

Answer 12

Perhaps they are not envious of your good looks, but they are irritated by what sounds to me like your narcissism?  

Answer 13

You should respond by telling them they should discover their own beauty  because envy never turns out ot be a good thing.

Answer 14

LOL. . . you have quite an ego.  I think you would be wise to consider they find your personality lacking.  

Answer 15

I hate to burst your bubble, but they are not envious of anything. I'm willing to bet you are being made fun of and they want nothing to do with you because you think you're all that.  

Answer 16

Ask if you can date their husbands.

Answer 17

Keep smoking.  You'll soon be as ugly as them.

Answer 18

keep smokin them cigarettes and you won't be fly for long

Answer 19

Has your co-worker ever mentioned "Gee, I'm soo envious of your good looks"?

Answer 20

Are you a man in drag? Seriously, you remind me of Alexis Arquette:

http://www.spout.com/ProductImages/s3254...

Answer 21

Women can be jealous of each other.  I say call them on it.  Next time say something like " hey why are you talking like that to me, are you jealous of me?".  It will make them see what they are doing and how childish they are.

Answer 22

Be nice say Thank You and go on about your bussiness and if they like you in a different way so you straight but if you are not then do what you have to do!!!!