How do I sell my system of martial arts and become famous?

Question

I created a system of martial arts. I combined a number of moves I saw on Youtube and read about in books. I also use moves I learned at the YMCA taught be one of the top masters in the entore world. Her is a 12th degree black belt. (There are 12 stripes on his belt and he is asian). My art is superior to anything out there. I am 138 pounds and can easily overcome anyone. Even all the MMA guys. With one of my Flip kicks they would go down. So how do I prove my aret and become famous and make a lot of money like that Bruce Lee guy? And since I am the grandmaster of my own art how do I get a certificate? I applied to the YMCA to teach a class but they say I have no credentials. How do I get them? I mean this stuff is really deadly. I would accept you as a student if you leave your e mail.

Answer 1

If your art is that deadly then you should be training the Military's Special Forces.  I'm sure that they could use some of your "deadly" skills.

Answer 2

Wow, this is a joke right? I mean really, I'm in tears. However, if you are serious, umm.....yea, I'll pray for you 0.0

Answer 3

This is from my mate: Well mate...  Thats a pretty extraordinary plan you've got there.  

I'd be interested  to see this 'art' you've made up, after two and a half years of training.  Pls, post some vids on youtube for us!! hahahah, cheers.

Answer 4

HAHAHA, you made my day :)

Answer 5

lol.... please

Answer 6

dude you pull a flip kick on anyone in my MMA class, we will KILL you -.-, don't ever think you're the best, you go to the ground in a fight against some1 in BJJ or Gracie Jiujitsu, much less someone decent in karate, tae kwon do, and hapkido mixed, you're dead...